lolnazis

I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I'm from the dark, sparkly pink corner of the internets where I fight in an army of good taste against yuppie parents and trailer trash. Every day, we get some mad mommeigh calling us meeeeeen for not liking how they named their kid Yai'nejazisha (actual name), or something. Here, I'm going to post the worst of my findings just so you all can lol at the stupid parents.

I'm so glad that people here seem to have good taste!

My past favorites:
Ji' reaim Shy' an Reign-Bauw
Cutter
Jo'Qwan Moluster Ke'priest - I love how moluster and priest are together
Sparkle Bee
Unique
Miracle-of-Love - I would hate to be reminded of that
Aryan Justice - Thought you all would like this one. rotfl
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Fearless Christian Soldier
Million'z A'Dollaz
Cherrybomb America Fox
Bam
Maximum Jazz
Weather'By Dot Com Chanel Fourcast Sheppard
Shlok (Yiddish for "trash")
Genocide
Cisco Jesus - This is the most awesome name EVER.
Passion Carress - I wonder what HER job will be?
iLayda
Izßella - How ignorant can you BE of the German language?
A Precious Diamond
Ka-Get Puzzy - Ka-Get WHAT???
Phatpatrick
Maxxx
Hunter Danger

Babies born this month:
Carl yamel
Harmonii
James Dean - Hope he just goes by James
Neh-miaz - WTF is this?
Ja'Mya
Qui'nonliyah
Mar'Quareis
ZaMir
S'Haundrea
Beautiful - I will laugh SO hard if this kid ends up being absolutely repulsive
Ahmash'a - And the apostrophe does WHAT?
Rolya'T - This confuses me
Messiah - Actually in the 700's in the top 1000 names in the US
Oluwatoyin - WTF?
Stormy - Wasn't that that baby pony book?
Destini - Misspelling of another top 100 name. Very trailer trash.
Essence

And that's just Georgia. The others were either unremarkable letter smushes, or things that rhyme with Aidan. Seriously, go here ( http://www.our365.com/webnursery/WebNur ... inder.aspx ) search by hospital, and just pick any hospital you come up with. The majority of the names will be crap.