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Why are Jews so funny?!

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Why are Jews so funny?!

Postby Awesome Possum on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:12 am

It's not fair! I was looking through a list of Jewish celebrities.. Some I already expected but some came a bit of a shock for me.

Mel Brooks, Judd Apatow, Alex Borstein, Zach Braff, Sacha Baron Cohen, Seth Green, Lisa Kudrow, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jerry Seinfeld (SRSLY. WTF.), Jon Stewart, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler...

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Postby vonHohenheim on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:11 am

Didn't know Zach Braff was Jewish. He's awesome though!
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Postby Poink on Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:27 pm

Chaplin, no ?
lol idk if he was jewish
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Postby Chazie on Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:36 pm

There were rumors that Chaplin was jewish (because of "The Great Dictator" movie) but I'm not sure if they were true...
Also I didn't know Seth Green and Lisa Kudrow were jewish D: LOLOL ILL NEVER WATCH AUSTIN POWERS OR FRIENDS EVER AGAIN
lol kidding.
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Postby The LP on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:17 pm

Poink wrote:Chaplin, no ?
lol idk if he was jewish

He wasn't. lol I could sit here for hours and tell you all about his sucky life.

YOU FORGOT THE GREATEST OF ALL:

THE MARX BROTHERS.
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Postby Chazie on Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:33 am

MARX BROS FTW
it reminds me, while looking for a voice sample of Harpo, I found an extract of an interview in which he told a little story about his experience of antisemistism. He said that one day he was playing the harp on stage and he felt sick, so he fainted. Someone asked for a doctor, but the lady who owned the theatre (or something) said "Get him out of here, I don't want any sick jews in my theatre" D: Poor Harpo.
Also his real name was Adolph, he changed it to Arthur for obvious reasons x)
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Postby The LP on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:11 pm

Chazie wrote:Also his real name was Adolph, he changed it to Arthur for obvious reasons x)

Actually, he changed it during WWI because it sounded too German.

MAYBE HE HAD PSYCHIC POWERS!! D:
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Postby RedBaroness on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:08 am

Why are they such great comedians?

Because my ancestors have been chasing them around for eons and they have learned to laugh at themselves in spite of all the burnings, hangings, gassings and what not.

Seriously. In an anti-semetic world, the only thing a Jew has left is to make the haters laugh. So they can get away while we're laughing our asses off.

And FTR, I hate Seinfeld. He's a whineass. Mel Brooks, he's a genius.
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Postby Kartoffelkopf on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:10 am

Most if not all of the 'Germans' in Hogan's Heroes were played by Jewish actors. :jaja:
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Postby Chazie on Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:54 pm

The LP wrote:
Chazie wrote:Also his real name was Adolph, he changed it to Arthur for obvious reasons x)

Actually, he changed it during WWI because it sounded too German.

MAYBE HE HAD PSYCHIC POWERS!! D:


I heard that he had changed it because it sounded too German but I thought that was after our Adolf came in the picture... You gave me a little more knowledge x)
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