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LAZY FUCK

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LAZY FUCK

Postby Poink on Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:19 pm

Today i'm lazy
too lazy
I have so many things to do, but I can't move
i'm just lazy. And tired.
AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY.
WHY DON'T I MOVE MY BIG BUTT AND WORK ?
Because i'm fucking lazy.

Did that happen to you, those days when you have so much to do but you're too lazy to work ? :C
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Postby The LP on Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:09 pm

Yesss....

I had a HUGE paper to write last Sunday and I had all my references and stuff in front of me, but I basically just sat there staring at an empty page the whole day. I even fell asleep at one point. I had to speed work the night before it was due because of that! :angry:
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Postby vonHohenheim on Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:22 pm

Ha, for me every day is that day. Pretty much.

Today I've been doing nothing but watch South Park (I've recently realized that I love South Park), even though I have an essay due on Wednesday. Nothing. It's embarrassing.

It's like I have a things-that-must-be-done phobia. As soon as I need to do something, I get all stressed and find other things to do that are not important at all. And it's not just to escape from doing boring things; it can be anything from studying to reading the book I got for my birthday to answering an e-mail from a friend. As soon as I have to do it, I hate it.

And seriously, if I didn't feel sick from the lack of fresh air, I could easily spend all my time on my ass in front of my computer and only get up to go to the bathroom and kitchen. Actually, I would prefer it if those things could be arranged without me getting up as well. That's how lazy I am. x) I wish I was better at doing stuff.
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Postby Rache on Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:21 pm

I am lazy. I will eat, play games and sleep, :jaja: It makes me mad too, I need to stop being so lazy. My ass is big too, so big, too big. WHY IS IT BIG? I have no nothings, but I have a big butt. ASADHGA

I am sometimes so lazy I don't even want to post on here, that lazy. sometimes I just want to sleep the whole day away, I tried that, once, I think I did that. I am so lazy sometimes I won't eat, I will just lay in bed, and go back to sleep. and also I am lazy to the point I will not draw, that is why I draw at school mostly. I am so lazy you have to pay me just to do something :jaja: I make good money XD

I do all my homework the next day in the mornings at school, yet sometimes I still make good grades.

this post...sorta sounded like a poem....the lazy poem...ohgodno
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Postby Chazie on Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:15 pm

It happens to everyone I guess... Especially when you have a whole bunch of things to do.

It took me a whole week to get off my ass and write that stupid essay for tomorrow. I wanted to start last week, but then I thought "I'll start it on Wednesday." Wednesday evening, I sit in front of my notebook and I think "Nah, I can do it later." And start drawing. Same on Tuesday. Ended up doing it on Friday. As a result I always end up spending my Sunday afternoons writing the essay. Hasn't everyone written a last minute essay?

The funny thing is that in the middle of writing the stupid thing I pause and think about totally unrelated things, doodle a bit, then get back to work.
I finished the essay today, I think I did well enough, but as always I know what comments I'll get: "Too superficial. Develop more." BUT I'm too much of a lazy fuck to write more. What I do is enough to me, and it pisses my parents off. I could do better if I was less lazy but as long as I pass the end of term exam then there's no need to do more...

And when I actually want to work, get some things over with, I don't have anything to work on. Silly, isn't it?
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Postby Awesome Possum on Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:49 pm

I dwindle off to my happy place too when I have work to do.. Homework, stuff like that. It's like.. *opens MS Word* ... *browses through lolnazis* ... *laughs* ... *looks at papers on desk* ... *goes to MS Word* ... *goes to another forum*

Laziness and procrastination is a routine for me, basically... My ass and thighs are huge because I have contentment in sitting in front of the computer 24/7. But sometimes when I have nothing to do anymore, I go upstairs and read the history books I borrow from the library or draw on the sketchy pad.

But just like Rache, I still make good grades. I don't mean to brag but I'm better than my classmates when they're fretting over their studies when I'm so lax and carefree about it.
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Postby Chazie on Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:00 pm

Awesome Possum wrote:But just like Rache, I still make good grades. I don't mean to brag but I'm better than my classmates when they're fretting over their studies when I'm so lax and carefree about it.


It's the same for me -- I never really had to make a lot of effort to succeed in my studies, up until 9th grade I always had top marks effortlessly, and because my class wasn't good I'd always be insulted because I had good marks u_u" They thought I had no life and studied all the time, but I actually almost never worked at all. It's a bit harder now but I still manage to get good marks.
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Postby Rache on Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:59 pm

Every time I don't study I make good test scores, like this one time I only skimmed through my book, then the next day there was a big history test, me and a girl in the class made the highest :jaja: and i never really am the one that makes high grades during tests like that, I do remember when I scored a perfect 105 on one of my science tests :wut: then a 101 on the last one, then a SIXTY on a recent one.

....IT WAS BECAUSE I MISSED TWO DAYS OF SCHOOL LOL

My grades go up and down. :\
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Postby Chazie on Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:55 pm

I have like 19/20 in english and 5/20 in history/geography.
Geography is wonderfully boring, and this year's history program is... after 1945. not interesting.
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Postby Kartoffelkopf on Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:00 am

I didn't take history this year, I thought it was all American Cvil War crap...
Turns out that was what they did first semester.



Guess what they did second semester.








D;

Luckily, a friend in English class lent me his book so I skimmed through it.
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Postby Chazie on Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:47 pm

Aw, you must be pissed x)
We're into the Cold War right now. It's kinda ok I guess.

Also, Karto, I love your sig. :ilu:
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Postby Rache on Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:09 pm

Chazie wrote:Aw, you must be pissed x)
We're into the Cold War right now. It's kinda ok I guess.

Also, Karto, I love your sig. :ilu:


Same here, I think. We are not starting WW2 stuff until next year. I always annoy my history teacher about it. :< I'll fly through that though. :D

Also, anyone hate it when you are hungry but you are too lazy to go even make food or anything? so, you just sit around and wait until someone makes it or you just wait until your hunger over powers you...

I get that a lot sometimes :jaja:
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Postby Kartoffelkopf on Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:59 pm

Chazie wrote:Aw, you must be pissed x)
We're into the Cold War right now. It's kinda ok I guess.

Also, Karto, I love your sig. :ilu:


We did Cold War two years ago...
Anyway, thankies :ilu:

Haha, I asked said friend if he could ask the teacher to play Der Untergang in class one time (he's arts captain now)...I think he forgot xD;
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Postby vonHohenheim on Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:33 am

Kartoffelkopf wrote:
Chazie wrote:Aw, you must be pissed x)
We're into the Cold War right now. It's kinda ok I guess.

Also, Karto, I love your sig. :ilu:


We did Cold War two years ago...
Anyway, thankies :ilu:

Haha, I asked said friend if he could ask the teacher to play Der Untergang in class one time (he's arts captain now)...I think he forgot xD;


I am sooo playing my students Der Untergang when I finally graduate and start teaching. I'll teach WWII wearing an SS uniform and it'll be all over the news. I have great plans, my friends! lol
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Postby Chazie on Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:37 am

I'd definitely want you as a teacher xD

We were supposed to study WWII last year, but they crammed so much stuff in that grade's history program that no teacher ever finds time to talk about it. I was lucky enough to have a teacher who, facing lack of time, gave us some documentation with questions instead of actually giving the lessons. I would have been pissed if he had done that with any subject but that one. :P

Rache wrote:Also, anyone hate it when you are hungry but you are too lazy to go even make food or anything? so, you just sit around and wait until someone makes it or you just wait until your hunger over powers you...

I get that a lot sometimes :jaja:


I rarely have to make my own food x) Most of the time when I'm home alone I make my own food, but it's not much, I live mostly on ramen noodles when my mom is out :P Or I just put some leftovers in the microwave... IN FRANCE, YOU ARE NEVER TOO LAZY FOR FOOD.
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