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Kartoffelkopf · by **Kartoffelkopf** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:27 pm

WRECK-A-MOVIE is taking suggestions and articles for the Iron Sky movie.

We need satirical news articles from the year 2018 (which don't need to be about space nazis, but it helps) for publication in the mock newspaper which will be handed out at Cannes this year.

GO FOR GOLD LOLNAZIS

incidentally there is now a teaser trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJns ... annel_page

Talon · by **Talon** on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:25 pm

OH SHIT I would be all over this right now like tigers on a lump of steak if I didn't already have a Graphics deadline on Monday and a 1920s Nazi newspaper and a NSDAP electioneering leaflet to write for History class by Tuesday. /wrists
There's like a month left right? If I get a free weekend I'll be so up for this, or for putting together a team effort. Anyone got any suggestions?

Kartoffelkopf · by **Kartoffelkopf** on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:47 pm

holy shit your history class rules

I already have the beginnings of mine, I was going to make a joke about a new Trabant being just as shitty as the old ones, but then I found out there actually was a new Trabant coming out, so...

so yeah here's mine at the moment, I might scrap it since it's kinda crap

German biologist killed in freak accident by extinct bird
German biologist Gordon Kohl, who had been stationed in Argentina to study the vegetation in the forests of the Gran Chaco province, was killed on Tuesday in what scientific minds all over the world have dubbed both 'a terrible tragedy' and 'an amazing discovery.' Kohl's associate Brian Davis said that Gordon was 'minding his own business perusing ferns' when 'an enormously large bird came swooping down and grabbed him by the shoulders'. Kohl's half-eaten body was later found hanging out of a tree. Zoologists have identified the bird from descriptions as Argentavis magnificens, also known as the 'Giant Teratorn', a creature six million years old and long thought to be extinct.

The discovery has baffled scientists and prompted debate from religious scholars who were today protesting at the Museum of National History in London, telling passersby to 'shove evolution up your ass'.
Internet discussions have proclaimed that 'God is the biggest troll ever.' When asked to comment, Stephen Hawking was heard to have said 'What the fuck?'

Greens groups have created the Previously-Extinct Native Intelligence Society (PENIS) for gathering information on new species previously thought to be extinct.

Franz Jaime · by **Franz Jaime** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:53 am

AHAHAH AWESOME.

Nurr~ I don't think I have time to make up anything cool enough.

I was just watching a thinger on National Geographic about Hitler and the Occult... I've already seen it before, but it's win enough to watch again. Anyway, it reminded me to check the forum. x3c

Talon · by **Talon** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:42 am

Kartoffelkopf wrote:holy shit your history class rules

I already have the beginnings of mine, I was going to make a joke about a new Trabant being just as shitty as the old ones, but then I found out there actually was a new Trabant coming out, so...

I know, right? They're taking us to Berlin next year too. I WAS BORN FOR THIS CLASS

Wait, there's a Trabi resurgence on the cards? HAHA, BE STILL MY HEART. :lol:

Also that article is awesome. :'D

Kartoffelkopf · by **Kartoffelkopf** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:42 am

Yes, and it sucks

http://newtrabi.com/

BEHOLDDDDDDDDDDD.

oh thanks for the compliment btw, I might get onto postan it then :/

Franz Jaime · by **Franz Jaime** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:19 am

Holy shit, Talon. Where did you say you went to school?

Talon · by **Talon** on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:46 pm

Kartoffelkopf wrote:http://newtrabi.com/

BEHOLDDDDDDDDDDD.

HAHA, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
It looks even worse than the old one; how is that even possible. I'm going to HAVE to do my driving test now just so I can scoot one of these tragedies around southern England. I hope they export.

Jaime; I go to a miserable effort of a college in a small city near here called Chichester which was once posh but is now kind of a dump. The rest of the college is fucking appaling but the Humanities department (Psychology, History and Geography) are beautiful hard-drinking mavericks. :,D

Franz Jaime · by **Franz Jaime** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:28 am

Ahahah~

Nice.

There isn't anything fun and historical hurr in the states. :C I'm hoping to jump the lake sometime next summer, though.

Talon · by **Talon** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:26 pm

YES DO IT
Britain is deeply horrible to live in right now but apparently glorious to visit (at least in summer, when our roads aren't closed out of sheer panic every time the wind blows).

Kartoffelkopf · by **Kartoffelkopf** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:21 am

I was there when it snowed. Shit was so cash.

Talon · by **Talon** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:56 pm

Ohshit you WERE? HAHAHA. What area? Pardon me while I die of shame on behalf of our infrastructure. :lol:

Kartoffelkopf · by **Kartoffelkopf** on Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:54 am

Fulham.

We went to the National Gallery that day though and the fountains were frozen over. Comedy gold.

also we saw a giant snow penis

Talon · by **Talon** on Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:22 pm

Oh man, every fucking waterpipe in the south froze up that day, especially in the shitty semi-rural areas like where I live. Shit was hilarious until I realised I couldn't shower for two days solid.

The British public loves to create renderings of giant cocks in public in all and any available materials; I cannot deny it. Maybe it's an outlet for the infamous English repression. :jaja:

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