Name : Herr Laffen Auzlaut
Age : He’s 35 but he thinks he’s a cupcake
Sex : Male
Sexuality : Bisexual <3
Rank : He forgot his rank, he really loves the shiny objects on his uniform
Birthday : August 9th
Herr Laffen joined the Reich because they were giving out a free copy of Mein Kamm. Members would also receive a free pet too. He did a lot of stupid stuff while he was in the war so they gave him a nice black uniform with omgveryshiny buttons. He usually spends his time trying to do a wheelie with the Wehrmacht motorbikes and getting lost in piles and piles of meaningless but very important Reichstag documents. Laffen loves propaganda and always stares at the Reich flags for two hours every morning before breaking into continuous fits of LOL. He also hopes to become an underwear model for the Führer one day but he’s too busy ruining his own life and taking care of his pet.
Our beautiful mascot was designed by the awesome TotenVeloren who won the mascot contest. Thanks a lot for sharing your talent !







